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Postby Indyrod on Fri Nov 19, 2004 5:10 pm

Very funny DUI arrest. :lol:

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Pink Floyd Albums

Postby Indyrod on Wed Feb 16, 2005 3:38 pm

For the Floyd fans.......

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Postby Indyrod on Sun Aug 14, 2005 8:16 pm

This is the transcript of an actual radio conversation
of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the
coast of Newfoundland in Oct. 1995.
Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the
north to avoid a collision.
Canadians: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees
to the South to avoid a collision.
Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship, I
say again, divert YOUR course.
Canadians: No, I say again, you divert YOUR course.
Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN
THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES ATLANTIC
Fleet. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS THREE
CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT
YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, THATS ONE
FIVE DEGREES NORTH OR COUNTER MEASURES WILL BE
UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.
Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call.
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Postby Indyrod on Fri Jun 23, 2006 8:00 pm

DJ GIF

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Postby Indyrod on Wed Aug 16, 2006 8:25 pm

The Story of Gray Mule
by Bob (name withheld) (from Classof1964 Yahoo Group)

Like I said before we went to the fair last night. While we were
there we came across a competition that I had never seen before. For
the lack of a better name I'll call it the Mule Contest. I'm not
quite sure what the objective of this contest was, but it consisted
of seven obstacles that the mule and rider had to negotiate. I'm
pretty sure this contest is a timed event with the object to
successfully complete all seven obstacles in as little time as
possible. After witnessing this event I now know where the term,
stubborn as a mule comes from. Now I'm pretty sure these contestants
are as anal as all the rest of the state fair competitors and I
would assume that there was a lot of practice involved, although all
this practice was not in evidence last night.

My favorite and I think the crowd favorite was a big gray mule with
floppy ears. He was ridden by a very macho looking cowboy type, I never
knew Indiana had so many cowboys. For the lack of a better name we'll
call him Gray Mule. When Gray Mule came into the ring it was evident
right away that we were in the presence of greatness. Never have I
seen a creature with four legs move so slowly. The rider sat up
straight and proud as they came up to the first obstacle, it was four
landscaping timbers lay on the ground about a foot apart. As Gray
Mule noticed his first hurtle his front legs locked up and if he had
been going any faster he might have thrown his rider off, but alas
Gray Mule wasn't going very fast. None the less as he eyed the
landscape timbers it's hard to imagine just what he was thinking,
nothing good could possibly come from this. Gray Mule approached,
gave a slight head fake, and very nimbly side stepped the timbers.

Next came four traffic cones which we will call the cones of death.
Gray Mule saw the cones of death and must have thought that if he
got anywhere near these cones he would burst into flames, because he
gave a very graceful, I never knew a mule could be graceful, leap to
the left, did a complete three sixty degree turn and was past the
second obstacle. Next came the leap of death, this consisted of a
landscape timber resting on top of two traffic cones, about a foot
tall. I'm pretty sure Gray Mule realized that if he jumped this
timber he would surely plummet to his death on the other side. Again
a very neat head fake, but this time Gray Mule did a little side
step and then spun to his left and was around the third obstacle.

By this time the crowd was becoming aware of the fact that we were in
the presence of greatness. Gray Mule approached the fourth obstacle
with a new found confidence and his rider seemed to be losing some
of his swagger. The fourth obstacle was a small wooden bridge. The
rider was more determined than ever to get Gray Mule over the
bridge, but Gray Mule could see that it was really just a silly
little bridge and he slid successfully by the fourth obstacle. Now
the rider was getting a little frustrated and the crowd was not
helping.

So as they approached the fifth test which was a mail box, the objective
being to get a letter out of the mail box and then put it back, kind
of silly and I think Gray Mule was in agreement or maybe he really
works for the post office and was not about to deal with mail on his
day off, whatever Gray Mule was having no part of this and stayed well
clear of it.

Next came the most insidious obstacle of all. A tarp lay on the ground,
the objective being to get Gray Mule to walk across it. I'm pretty sure
that Gray Mule could see that this was an evil trap and he knew that
when he stepped onto the tarp he would fall through into a bottomless
pit, again the patented head fake, three quick side steps to the left,
a quick spin, and he was clear.

Only one obstacle remained blocking Gray Mule from a successful escape.
This consisted of about eight feet of fencing with a rope gate. The
objective was to take off the rope, ride the mule through the gate,
and then put the rope back. Gray Mule was much too smart for this, why
would you go to all the trouble of messing with a silly gate when you
can just walk around the fence, which he did.

I'm pretty sure that Gray Mule lost the mule contest, but in my opinion
he was by far the most intelligent mule in the contest. He showed a
stubborn streak that was just magnificent. I truly enjoyed Gray Mule,
but as he was leaving I heard at least one gentleman in cowboy cloths
make a suggestion that a shotgun might improve Gray Mules time, but I
doubt it, somehow Gray Mule would have gotten the gun away from him and
the wanna be cowboy would have gotten shot. Gray Mule is my new hero.

Bob


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NOTE: This is MY Yahoo Group, so just contact me if you want to copy it for any reason. thanks, Indyrod
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Postby Indyrod on Thu Aug 30, 2007 8:12 pm

This elderly lady was visiting a yard sale and purchased this box of odds and ends without really looking completely through it. She started driving down the highway, and was casually feeling around in the box when she came across a huge dildo. A little shocked, she threw the dildo out the window, and it struck the windshield of a Grandmother with her little Grand-daughter sitting beside her in the front seat. When the Grandmother saw the dildo hit the front windshield, she quickly turned the wiper blades on, as her Grand-daughter asked her what that was. The Grandmother replied, oh, it was just a bug sweety. The little girl said back, wow, it sure had a big dick... :twisted:
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Postby Indyrod on Fri Dec 14, 2007 9:11 pm

At the Pearly Gates

Einstein dies and goes to heaven.

At the Pearly Gates, Saint Peter tells him,

"You look like Einstein,
but you have NO idea the lengths that some people
will go to sneak into Heaven.

Can you prove who you
really are?"

Einstein ponders for a few seconds and asks,
"Could I have a blackboard and some chalk?"

Saint Peter snaps his fingers and a blackboard and chalk instantly appear.

Einstein proceeds to describe with
arcane mathematics and symbols his theory of relativity.
Saint Peter is suitably impressed.

"You really ARE Einstein!" he says. "Welcome to heaven!"



The next to arrive is Picasso.

Once again, Saint Peter asks for credentials.

Picasso asks,

"Mind if I use that blackboard and chalk?"

Saint Peter says,

"Go ahead."

Picasso erases Einstein's equations and sketches a truly stunning
mural with just a few strokes of chalk.


Saint Peter claps.
"Surely you are the great artist you claim to be!"

he says.
"Come on in!"

Then Saint Peter looks up and sees George W. Bush.

Saint Peter scratches his head and says,
"Einstein and Picasso both managed to prove their identity. How can you prove yours?"


George W. looks bewildered and says,

"Who are Einstein and Picasso?"


Saint Peter sighs and says,

"Come on in, George!"
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